Saturday morning, 6:40 AM - Starbucks drive through...
"Good morning welcome to Starbucks, what can I get started for you?"
"I'll have a grande 3 pump mocha"
"Okay, we will have that at the window for you"
(at the window)
"That's $3.81. So where are you going so early on a Saturday?
"I'm going fishing"
"....you suck!..(over her shoulder yells) MAKE HIS DECAF!"
Hmm...coffee apparently isn't the only thing bitter this morning. :-)